A Lesson Learned.....

For this story, I believe a little background is called for. Ten months ago, J and I moved into a new apartment. Unfortunately, the person who lived here before us (whom we will refer to as AWR because those are his initials) neglected to change his mailing address with the postmaster (I thought doing this was common knowledge, but apparently not). So for the first few months, I did the nice thing, and had the mail forwarded to him (or back to the sender), but after a while I got tired of doing it, and pissed off that this guy wouldn't take care of his business. At that point, I just started throwing things away. Piles of mail come for this guy, packages (which I didn't open and actually sent those back to the sender) red light camera tickets (which I trashed, because the karma of not changing his address will catch up with him by losing his license for unpaid tickets), and medication (I sent this on as well, although J and I discussed looking.) But in the past month or so we haven't gotten anything for him so I thought maybe he finally took care of the address thing.

So today I go to check the mail and there is an envelope there that appears to have DVD's in it. Not thinking to check who it was addressed to, I just opened it out of habit. I was highly confused when I saw Tales from the Backside and Teen Nurses. Apparently AWR has a thing for barely legal, unqualified nurses, with a penchant for questionable sexual practices. 

So now I have these two pornos hanging around my coffee table (when was the last time you got to say that sentence) and I am wondering what to do with them. Send them back to the company? Save them for some kind of gag gift gone wrong? Several friends have suggested I save them for J, but why? You can get porn for free on the internet, why pay for it?

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I joined a Knit-a-Long for one of the infertility groups I belong to, and have started a pair of A Finer Peace Socks. Though they started out a little shaky (2 socks on 2 circulars at a time) they are whipping out as fast as size 0 needles possibly can. Lets hope the next time I get around to posting, they may actually be finished.

I had to actually crack open knittinghelp.com to figure out how to do a left slanting 2 stitch twist, and use knitty.com for a tutorial on toe-up cast on's. 

Which was weird, since I haven't known how to do something in a long time. I guess, just when you think you may know everything, something comes along and surprises you.